Friday, April 6, 2012

Many Funny T-shirts For Many Personalities

By Vincent Mills


Funny T-Shirts are everywhere you look nowadays. There is not a music festival, bar, shopping mall, or concert that you can walk into and avoid seeing some incarnation of a funny t-shirt that someone bought on the Internet.

All different kinds of people find all different kinds of things funny, and as such there are all kinds of different funny t-shirts out there for people to buy. This variety is what makes things so interesting in the world of funny t-shirts, and the following five individuals are all marked by the type of funny t-shirt they wear.

1. The Fighter is a very aggressive kind of buyer of funny t-shirts. His shit may be funny, but it is usually quite demeaning or insulting to anyone reading it. There is an actual reason for this, because the Fighter is all about confrontation. He wants to anger someone to the point of an argument or, even better, a fist fight.

2. Mr. Hipster will always be too cool to wear funny t-shirts based on jokes that anyone may understand, so they take the opposite route. Mr. Hipster wears shirts that have kittens, horses, puppies, or even unicorns on them. They believe that the gender-bending properties of wearing cute t-shirts is funnier than any intentional joke that someone could tell,

3. The Sex Freak will only but funny t-shirts that are based on sexual connotation or innuendo. They cannot imagine someone being less into sex than themselves, so they like to advertise their sexual prowess and expertise for the purpose of drawing in a possible mate. What the Sex Freak will never understand is that such sexually-themed shirts will only frighten off the same women he so desperately wants to copulate with.

4. At first glance, the Sex Kitten may seem like a perfect match for the Sex Freak. She wears funny t-shirts that are provocative, but she will never synch up with someone like the Sex Freak. She uses the allure of being provocative to manipulate and get free drinks and bars and other functions. While the Sex Freak may be hopeful and spend money on her, she will be leaving with whatever Alpha Male happens to club her over the head and drag her away first.

5. The Drinker is a person who lets alcohol be the foremost thing on their mind and on their funny t-shirts. These people are born for one thing, and that thing comes in a bottle and gets you very inebriated. They have ritualized their partying process to the point that they have a several steps that must be completed before they feel safe enough to go out and have their drink, and one of those steps is always to put on that one shirt that makes them happy to have a beer in their hand.

There are certainly many other types of people out there who wear funny t-shirts, but these have to be the most frequent by far. Just remember that the next time you find your gaze jumping from one funny t-shirt to the next, that these shirts are a clear window into the psyche of the person wearing them.




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